Serial Creative Director

Hi, my name is Eetu

I'm not a nice person. I'm an asshole, and if you don’t know me, that’s probably all you get from meeting me. Those who know me have their own opinions and their own reasons for them.

I love prestige things such as Louis Vuitton leather goods, Mont Blanc pens, Italian superbikes, hand finished skeleton Watches, vintage Champagnes, public transportation, fine dining & fancy drinking and Water.

All of the above help me to do my job better (honestly). And I have to do better than the normal CD since I am The Serial Creative Director...

My ‘day job’ is with Brain Alliance, where I work as Creative designer, not as a CD.

I'm the founder of ENCA, inventor of Personal CRM and Co-founder of Mauton.net. I contribute my time and knowledge as a Creative Director to all of these companies.

Normally I work around 250 hours a month and basically try to keep one day a week at least work free. (Yeah this means that I do not have any other life than my work). I'm a Mac person and currently running on a MacBook Pro, my mobile is an iPhone (of course).

I have developed a strong affection for semi-old Champagnes, port wine and XO Cognac-based drinks such as XOla. If I was pressed for brands, they would be Hennessy and Rémy Martin from the XO department. Bruno Paillard is the king of Champagnes. More about my dear hobby you can be found here. But I'm still a "normal person", which means I love lonkero (Orginal Gin) and enjoy Subway sandwiches, and watch Salatut Elämät tv-show.

Once every three weeks I can combine my passion for good food and wine with friends at Round Table meetings.

I like melodic music, genre is not so important, but I love Children of Bodom. Some of my other favourites are In Flames, Josh Groban, Stratovarius, Sonata Arctica, Anna Abreu, Rihanna and Apulanta. Few other new favourites got to be mentioned are Vanguard and janeLy.

If I had more time I would love to read more books, play chess and travel more.

I generally hate consultants (and losers and BMWs) plus people who haven't done anything in their life but are still willing to give advice. I also hate stupid and simple people (FYI). The word ‘consultant’ is a portmanteau of ‘con’ and ‘insult’.

Because of watching so many Disney movies when I was young, many of my favorite people aren't real. So I simply adore James Bond, of course since we both have Omega watches and like drinking Bollinger. One thing you should try is a drink called Vesper, it tastes good and has a good story to it. Btw. Daniel Craig is the best Bond ever!!! Gregory House M.D has just one of the best personalities out there. I love doing presentations and one of the best presenters is Alan Shore. Gordon Ramsey is a non-fiction person but I still like him, the next time I visit London I will go to one of his restaurants, probably the 3 Michelin-star Gordon Ramsey or Pétrus. And I love Hugh Grant <3 (no I'm not gay)...

If you have a business idea that you feel I could contribute to, feel free to Contact me. If you need someone to talk to (to bounce ideas off and for emotional support etc.) please call your friends, in case you do not have any, do not contact me... If you're a smart, cute and young (under 30) girl, I and my girlfriend are looking for a third wheel in yet another threesome. I'm fat and ugly (that's why I wear a helmet in all pictures) but my girlfriend is super awesome.